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When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"
[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]
Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post
Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda
Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider
Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach
Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach
Let's do parallel play and kiss occasionally
Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:
(wakes up several years later in a cold sweat) f,emale presenting nipples.? yea ideally
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Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig
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Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Princess Bubblegum/Marceline (Adventure Time)
Gideon/Harrow (The Locked Tomb)
Bubblegum/Marceline (Adventure Time)
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well. oakjy i guess. like yeah what other kind of maid is there
OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD...
The doctors told me that if nothing changes within the next twelve hours, baby Qais will die. His blood has become critically weak, and every passing minute feels heavier than the last.
They explained that he remains dependent on life-support machines, and I was told they cannot keep his treatment going indefinitely because I can no longer cover the overwhelming medical costs. I stood there unable to speak, feeling as though the ground had disappeared beneath me.
I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.
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Donations have completely stopped, and today the hospital administration warned they may expel us because I cannot afford my baby Qais’s treatment anymore. Please, I beg you through my tears, donate now before my child is abandoned without care.
I never imagined I would beg the world to help keep my child alive. If you have ever wanted to save a life, please let it be Qais's. Please donate now every donation today could help continue the care he desperately needs while there is still time.
I will never forget those who donated, shared Qais’s story, and tried saving my child, but unfortunately I still cannot afford enough medicine or clean bandages. Please, donate now before his condition becomes even worse.
Eesraa and Qais have already lost so much. please help
(From the Perspective of Comtesse and Vampire Yvette Preux)
>I page my maid from across the house.
>I hear the pager go off in the other room a full forty seconds before I hear her heels coming down the hall.
>I tell her I want a banana from the pantry.
>She comes back with the banana and hands it to me, unpeeled.
>I tell her to peel the banana.
>She looks at me like I’m not paying her $30/hour.
>She takes the banana back and starts wiggling the stem to break the peal.
>I tell her to stop! She’s going to make the tip mushy. She needs to go get a knife to cut the stem off so she can peel it without making it mushy.
>She asks me if I’m serious. She asks me if I’m a fucking baby.
>I tell her that if I was a baby, I wouldn’t be so particular about eating mushy food, would I?
>She tells me she is not going to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get a knife.
>I flick out my switchblade (the one with the serpent design) and hand it to her.
>She asks me if we’re killing someone or peeling a banana.
>I tell her neither, apparently, because the banana is still conspicuously unpeeled.
>She finally cuts the stem off with my switchblade and starts making progress in the immensely unchallenging task I have assigned to her.
>I tell her to cut off the brown parts.
>She tells me the brown parts are fine to eat.
>I tell her that since I have lifted her out of the very bedrock of poverty she can look forward to eventually unlearning her contentment to eat rotten fruit and fucking garbage.
>She tells me the brown parts aren’t rotten, they’re how you make banana bread.
>I ask her if I’m eating banana bread, or if I’m eating a fucking banana.
>She tells me I don’t even need to eat bananas, I’m a vampire.
>I tell her she doesn’t need to eat bananas either but the vampire who keeps her getting food from the grocery store instead of the soup kitchen is telling her to cut the brown part off of this banana.
>She finally does what I’ve told her to do after making an ungracious noise.
>As much as I do love them, this is why people of lower pedigree shouldn’t do things like hold office.
favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta
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as it should be😌✨
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his head is so fucking wide
[OC] beyond the veil of the flesh
