Friend of Eggbug (18+)

horsedaughter goes to see a psychologist. says doctor, hiii ^_^ helllooo and doctor says you should go see great racehorse haru urara. and she says yayyyyyy im haru urara yay

y'all really weren't kidding with "the biggest indicator of ralsei being transfem is how hard ppl are angrily trying to disprove it" oh my god the shit i've seen this past week 😭

utdr fans will convince themselves that actual straight-up woody from toy story is gonna have major significance to the plot and is connected to some demonic cat creature whose role/identity is still shrouded in mystery because of an unrelated shitpost toby posted to tumblr like a decade ago that was rediscovered and went viral around ch2, but if you so much as imply that ralsei wants to be a girl they'll act like you shot their dog

im starting to think a lot of ppl might not have realized that the whole mike thing is poking fun at them specifically

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Only hurt people, hurt people

More of my woke soul on @sixpenceeeblog

[ID: Tweet from @ autismpills that reads, "waking up cold: eep! wheres my blanket D:", "waking up hot:". Attached is an underexposed, grainy image of SpongeBob in a dark, rusty hallway. SpongeBob has very wide eyes and is staring at the wall. / End ID]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

OP we desperately need examples