backup, ayyy

(Because most of the ones I've seen are kinda tame and I wanted a kinky version lmao. H/t to @osha-compliant-fae for help brainstorming!)

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

🫠 - Please fuck me until my brain leaks out

👀 - Would you like to compare kinks in person?

👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere

💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup)

👋 - Hit me harder

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth

🥾 - Step on me please

🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy

🧛 - biting you biting you biting you

😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me

😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)

🐺 - I'm giving you a ten second head start - run

🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet

☠️ - Be prepared to get utterly destroyed

🪢- Tie me up and use me

⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

🗡️ - I have a knife I think you'll like (flirting)

🍷 - Here, drink this. Don't worry about what's in it

🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks

🎧 - I need an audio of you moaning

🚂 - Please rail me at your earliest convenience

🛻 - Kidnapping you for our first date

🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked

🏩 - You, me, hotel room - when???

💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you

😍 You're such a little freak (affectionate)

🕯️ You have a very comforting energy

🦴 You intimidate me

😳 Looking at you lustfully respectfully

🐇 I'll hunt you for sport (maybe I'm flirting)

💘 We match eachother's freak too well

💞 I'd let you do whatever you want to me

😘 Covering your face with kisses

💌 I'm too shy to message you first but you seem cool

🌸 I have a secret crush on you

🪱 Would you still love me, if i was a worm? :(

👠 Step on mee

🚬 I'm kidnapping you

🧸I volunteer to be your plushie

🐕 Petting you cause you're a good girl/boy

🎨 What color underwear are you wearing?

📷 Touching myself to your pictures

🫀 I want to fight you (sexual reasons)

🥊I want to fight you (you're annoying)

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 We should be roommates🏳️‍🌈

👁️ I'm outside your house

🦷 Biting you biting you biting you biting you-

🥃 Taking you to the gay bar

🤐 Touch grass

🌌 Let's go stargazing

🐟 Taking you on an aquarium date

Can you whistle?

How long have you known your best friend?

Favourite flower?

Have you seen the last person you texted naked?

Can you speak piglatin?

Banana bread, with or without walnuts?

Are you currently wearing anything blue?

Have you ever been in an ambulance?

Is your belly button an innie; outie or inbetweenie?

Green grapes or red grapes?

How's the weather where you are?

Can you play an instrument?

Guilty pleasure song?

What was the last thing you ate?

What is your zodiac sign?

Top 3 pizza toppings. Cheese doesn't count.

How long have you been on Tumblr.com?

What's something you've only ever done once and hated every minute of it?

Are you right handed or left handed or ambidextrous?

Have you been outside yet today?

Do you talk to yourself?

Are your nails painted right now?

Favourite condiment?

Do you have vivid dreams?

Are you vegetarian or vegan?

Favourite colour of the rainbow?

Have you been to your nation's capital?

What was the last thing you looked for online?

How many languages do you speak fluently?

Have you ever been hypnotized?

Do you have a job?

Are you blocked by anyone to your knowledge?

Have you had a post break containment?

How many continents have you been to?

What was the last thing you bought online?

Favourite potato chip flavour?

Do you have a lucky number?

Have you drank water today?

Top 5 desserts.

Have you been a part of a bridal party?

Do you have tattoos?

How many pillows do you sleep with?

Are you superstitious?

Do you like yogurt?

How many meals have you had today?

Have you ever seen snow?

Top 5 comfort movies?

Have you ever met any celebrities?

Are you wearing socks right now?

😍 You're such a little freak (affectionate)

🕯️ You have a very comforting energy

🦴 You intimidate me

😳 Looking at you lustfully respectfully

🐇 I'll hunt you for sport (maybe I'm flirting)

💘 We match eachother's freak too well

💞 I'd let you do whatever you want to me

😘 Covering your face with kisses

💌 I'm too shy to message you first but you seem cool

🌸 I have a secret crush on you

🪱 Would you still love me, if i was a worm? :(

👠 Step on mee

🚬 I'm kidnapping you

🧸I volunteer to be your plushie

🐕 Petting you cause you're a good girl/boy

🎨 What color underwear are you wearing?

📷 Touching myself to your pictures

🫀 I want to fight you (sexual reasons)

🥊I want to fight you (you're annoying)

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 We should be roommates🏳️‍🌈

👁️ I'm outside your house

🦷 Biting you biting you biting you biting you-

🥃 Taking you to the gay bar

🤐 Touch grass

🌌 Let's go stargazing

🐟 Taking you on an aquarium date