moby dickless

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

constantly thinking about how she’s seen this

im gettin kinda strict if u even use the word “passoid” thats a block from me, be normal

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.