A Revolution is not a Bed of Roses

it sure would be nice to have some *checks notes on hand* financial stability

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

Information Wall (with Hat)

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

mentally i'm a decomposing body in the woods

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro founded New York like Remus and Romulus founded Rome in the myth

Martin Scorsese is the wolf that nursed them