Your fav gross mommy 💕

In the last week I've not used my toilet to piss in, instead placing whatever I'm eating in a dog bowl resting in the toilet bowl and eating out of that. My shower is where I've pissed. I've pumped my cunt all puffy and huge and diluted my daily waters with both piss and frozen piss cubes.

The other day it was decided that I should go on a walk wearing thumbtack panties. A pain walk, to celebrate that it was my last day of school. So when i got home i put the pump on my cunt so, as @tasksfor-sluts said, "the tacks could really sink in" in the puffiness. I think I had it on for around an hour during which time i worked in a big plug in my ass, to further the embarrassment and discomfort. And also constructed the panties. 72 thumbtacks in the end was stabbing painfully at my cunt as i left. Took a circular route around my building as to not get too far away from home if it started hurting more than I could handle. As it was, every step was awful, i looked like a penguin who might have had an accident, slowly waddling among people and cars in rush hour. At one point i straddled a waist-high metal bar as inconspicuously as possible, and humped it for @tasksfor-sluts amusement. When I was a block from home she had me cram a fistful full of snow straight down my panties to melt as i hurried home before anyone would see the growing wet patch in the front.

Finally home i let the snow melt before removing my jeans and panties. And then unfortunately my cunt wasn't red or hurting enough, clearly since it wasn't bleeding, so i got to hump the rim of the toilet wearing the panties in four one-minute stints. After the fourth time i begged to be allowed to stop and my judgment was pretty much non existent at that point. Which is how I found myself plopping 4 piss ice cubes into my eager asshole and 2 more into my mouth. Holy fucking shit i hadn't had ice in my ass for a long time I'd forgotten how bad it is. At first the plug went back in to secure the melting piss but freezer burn was a concern so i used my large dildo to fuck myself, and jostling the frozen piss around inside, until they'd melted. And then switched back to the plug. In making the switch i accidentally dripped a little piss out of my ass that i licked up without instruction.