We’re Cloudbusting, Daddy!

Ditched halfway through a walking tour. Feel bad for not paying but I was feeling so unwell with the heat.

Getting an email from Eurostar saying there’s a restriction on bringing food into the UK from Europe including cheese. Go to France and they won’t even let you bring cheese home.

Women these days love to dress like Adam Sandler

Armand 😭

need to pee again. Climbing down from my bunk every time is humiliating

I’m not used to not being unemployed, for my holidays to have a required end… Like why can’t I stay longer if I can afford it?

Did 16k steps even though it’s 30°C today

Parc des Buttes-Chaumont is great love its hills and its trees, lots of ups and downs and interesting landscapes.

I love the way museums in Paris are not air conditioned. At least I’m not in the sun.

the windows in our room have been closed because the bar is noisy but it’s too damn warm for this

The WiFi is so bad here how am I gonna download the newest episode of the vampire Lestat tomorrow?

God I hate a top bunk. The indignity of climbing up a ladder.

I should be allowed skip the queue at a bar when all I want is tap water