(I just noticed how the yellow part goes perfectly over his nipples)
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(I just noticed how the yellow part goes perfectly over his nipples)
coincidentally marks fight winrate goes up by 80%

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it's so funny to think about jin ling in the guanyin temple when you consider everything that was going on around him. his xiao-shushu has apparently done a lot of bad stuff and is now holding him hostage? xiyao is in a public and strangely polite divorce, his ressurected-uncle in the body of his other uncle (now, confirmed) is basically playing footsies with hanguang jun. and when his jiujiu arrives to rescue him, he throws himself in front of a very avoidable blow and proceeds to have an emotional and shouldn't-this-be-done-in-private breakdown bc apparently his other uncle unconsensually gave his golden core to him. jin ling left that night with the title of a sect leader and like, ten different types of trauma
the fact that bingqiu canonically have extremely bad sex is just so so so good and funny
no other books exist
in other news, almost texted that image to my sister instead of a dog pic
Thinking about how like at least 70% of the plot of MDZS wouldn't have happened if people stopped pushing Meng Yao down staircases
Jin Guangyao's Worst Crime (wrong answers only)
Kept LXC up past Lan-mandated bedtime
Wrong about horse facts (thinks stallions go into rut)
Failed hat etiquette by not putting up his hair
Hoarded LXC's paintings when NHS wanted one
Unflattering red robes at incest wedding
Overestimated husky intelligence when picking out Fairy

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observation that happened in canon btw
she’s drawing fanarts for her gf’s fanfics
I always imagined Fairy as a really big dog, like the wolves in Princess Mononoke. So, watching the donghua and the live series was a bit disappointing 😆
I drew her here as a big husky 💖
I guess the thing that bothers me about the endless debates about the death of the Wen remnants and how culpable any particular character is and how excusable their actions were is it often feels like the goal is either to condemn various characters as monsters who don’t deserve sympathy or to excuse them as just acting as Society expected them to. And either impulse is understandable but still irritating.
Every character in this book who’s survived to the present day is walking around under the immense weight of both victim and perpetrator trauma thanks to this culture of clan extermination and if we’re not engaging with that then what are we even doing with these characters, you know? That’s the meat, that’s the juice! Does it change how the murderer carries the weight of their act if the murdered old woman was your own mother, or your enemy’s mother, or an old sex worker nobody cared about? If you did it for revenge or personal gain or to save your own life or the lives of your family? Does it change how you carry the loss of your loved ones if you understand the reasons they were killed? If it was socially sanctioned? If they were guilty or innocent, soldiers or civilians?
Wen Ning, undead, murderer and murder victim, saving Jin Ling, child of the clan that killed his clan, of the man he murdered, from the murdered corpse of Nie Mingjue’s attempt at bloodline revenge- saving him from the danger that all these other adults put him in and couldn’t protect him from- the cathartic power of that depends on understanding revenge killing as The Problem of MDZS, and not engaging with that means throwing away all that narrative power.

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Now, I know Blorbo has committed... various crimes, some of which I support, and some I'm like, eeeh bro really about. He wasn't at his most stable for all of them, though.
But to me, the worst one? Is him spreading misinformation about horses.
Maybe you're like, "Combo, what" (normal reaction), but when he was stalling (heheheh) for time and having his little (frankly justified) rant about his sorry excuse for a father, and compared him to a rutting stallion?
Factually incorrect.
Horses don't go into rut! Mares will go into heat, which can, uh, get some nearby stallions going, but stallions don't go into rut. That's not a thing. That's just not how horse biology works. They aren't like deer.
He knows almost everything, remembers everything, but apparently he never learned anything about horses. A shame, as it has made his metaphors as well as me, personally, suffer. It would have be-hooved him to read up on these majestic creatures, so he could have nailed it.
Any fic that acts as if Lan Wangji cares about Jin Ling in any form besides as "this person Wei Wuxian loves" or that Jin Ling trusts Lan Wangji at all except as vaguely "this authority figure who won't let me come to harm from an external threat" needs a 20 chapter spin off detailing the development of this relationship because in canon Jin Ling shows no trust in Lan Wangji even by the end of the story and Lan Wangji is just an asshole to that kid.
no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!
A quote and thoughts regarding Shen Yuan's opinions on Liu Mingyan and the "sexiness" of the Liu Mingyan versus Sha Hualing setup. He knows what he should be feeling in this situation as a "normal straight guy", but I don't think he's actually feeling it.
"Shen Qingqiu was very fond of this female lead, and it wasn't only because Liu Mingya's beauty points were the highest. It was also because she had great poise. She always understood the big picture and grasped the general situation, and her conduct was fair and honest. Even in Luo Binghe's gigantic harem, a wife with both intelligence and moral character was rare.
There was one more appeal factor. Liu Mingyan was the only female character for whom Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky didn't write detailed sex scenes. Many readers had been highly dissatisfied with this arrangement, to the point that they spammed the comments with their ranting, but this had given Liu Mingyan something no other female lead had: an image as clear as ice and pure as jade!
Can't be helped, the unobtainable ones are always the best.
[Sweatdropping shrug kaomoji that I can't type out.]
This was what made the second match worth watching. An evil demoness naturally demanded a righteous saintess as a rival. Every man dreamed of being caught between an angel and a devil. To watch them jealously vie with each other over him one moment, then risk life and limb for his sake in the next - that was the highest, most sacred, perverted fantasy of every male organism. He could drunk off the wild, untamed charm of the wicked seductress, and at the same time his heart would ache for the austere taste of the pure saintess who kept pulling him closer only to push him away!
One had to admit, "Great Master" Airplane was genuinely good at nailing what people found satisfying. Shen Qingqiu couldn't help giving Luo Binghe another glance.
Luo Binghe found it very hard to not care about that gaze. Why exactly did Shen Qingqiu keep looking at him? Was it possible that Shizun... really had an interest in him?"
Volume 1, Chapter 2, pages 111-112.
I'm not sure where to start with this! It's a lot! I'll just work backwards: it is very funny to have Shen Qingqiu repeatedly looking towards Luo Binghe, trying to see Binghe's reactions to Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan, and Binghe's just like, "Shizun is looking at me???" I think "interest" in this case just means interest in Binghe as a disciple with potential, rather than anything else. Binghe is not paying any real attention to Sha Hualing or Liu Mingyan's attractiveness.
Oh! A rare compliment towards "Great Master" Airplane! Shen Yuan, don't strain those rarely used muscles!
I do find it amusing that Shen Yuan refers to Liu Mingyan as "moral" and "righteous" and "pure" here. The vibe I got with Liu Mingyan is that she sided with Luo Binghe to take down her brother's murderer, which I would agree is righteous and abides by a set of morals. But the first few pages of SVSSS inform us that PIDW Luo Binghe viciously destroyed the great cultivation sects, which means that PIDW wife Liu Mingyan either helped or stepped aside when a whole bunch of murder happened.
And the "my favorite wife is the one with no (or limited) sex scenes" is a classic Shen Yuan moment and one of the reasons he reads as being strongly on the asexuality spectrum to me. The way that he talks about heterosexual "male" desire gives me the same vibe. Like he's separated from it. Like he knows this is what he's "supposed" to feel and he just... doesn't... and it's possibly hard for him to recognize what sexual desire feels like (as opposed to, say, general sexual arousal that doesn't necessarily have a target) if he's never actually experienced it himself. He knows what he should be feeling if he was the "every man" reader of PIDW.
Even when he talks about Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan's appeal, he says "wild, untamed charm" and "pulling him closer only to push him away" as the key components of the fantasy. Like, "being flirted with" and "being fought over and fought for" and "appreciating a distant beauty" are more important than "having sex". "The most appealing thing about Liu Mingyan is that she wouldn't actually go through with trying to have sex with me," says Shen Yuan.
He's like, "Oh, I can recognize that Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing are physically attractive, that probably means I'm an Ordinary Straight Man." Even though the way that he talked about Liu Qingge's looks in the Ling Xi Caves was... not very heterosexual... and here, he mostly seems excited just to see one of his favorite characters.
Admittedly, Sha Hualing appears 15-16 here and I think Liu Mingyan is around the same age (she doesn't have her spiritual sword yet), so Shen Yuan is probably also not attracted to them just because they're teenagers. (I do not interpret him as sexually or romantically interested in Binghe at all at this point in time.) I headcanon Shen Yuan being 20-ish at this point in time, so he's probably not that much older than SHL or LMY, but they're probably around his younger sister's age (Shen Yuan's younger sister was old enough to be reading non-con, gay, BDSM erotica.) Sha Hualing shows up half-naked and Shen Yuan is just like, "Where are your shoes? Did you walk here like this? Wasn't that painful?"
In my opinion, Shen Yuan seems a little... relieved... to think that no one could be sexually or romantically interested in the scum villain. He does lament that it's hard to get a girlfriend like this, sure. He does think that he's going to die and that he'd eventually lose any woman to Binghe, so there's no point in trying. But he really, really does not try. "Oh, I can't pursue anyone because they'd never be interested in me! How frustrating! ...Anyway! Moving on to enjoy the many other little pleasures of life! Like food and monsters!" I think the closest he comes to flirting with anyone is when speaking to Liu Qingge in the Ling Xi Caves, while Liu Qingge is coughing up blood, and that did not seem intentional.
I think if he had transmigrated into any other character, who wasn't an "unappealing" villain, Shen Yuan still wouldn't pursue women. I think he'd be like, "Well, I want a beautiful woman, because I have standards! But all beautiful women belong to the protagonist, and no one is better than Binghe, there's no way I'd win that competition, so there's no point in trying!" At which point, it's just like, "Shen Yuan, anyone becomes beautiful when you love or like them; I don't think you actually want to fuck women."
I think if Shen Yuan had transmigrated in as Luo Binghe, he still wouldn't try to pursue women. He'd be like, "I'm just raising my standards for the harem! Some of those wives were not very intelligent or in possession of good moral character! Nearly three-digits is disrespectful to the better wives! I'm only interested in especially beautiful and skilled women, like Liu Mingyan, who's perfect! (And also won't try to have sex with me.)"
Like, I am not against a bisexual Shen Yuan. I am willing to be persuaded to go along with many different interpretations! But he does read to me generally as a gay asexual / demisexual who hasn't yet realized that a desire to be fawned over and an ability to recognize beauty is not necessarily the same thing as sexual attraction. (I do think he is attracted to Binghe after Binghe gets back from the Endless Abyss, but his feelings there are tied up in his very real, reasonable fear of murder and mutilation.)
“The most appealing thing about Liu Mingyan is that she wouldn’t actually go through with trying to have sex with me,” says Local Extremely Straight Allosexual Man Shen Yuan.
#sy strikes me very much as a person who read about asexuality once#(since he knows what it is enough so that he asks himself whether Binghe is asexual)#then determined 'but I do get horny! I masturbate! so clearly this doesn't apply to me!'#and then very pointedly never considered the matter again
"This is tea I made with my own hands. Why don't you want to drink it?" Jin Guangyao pushed the teacup away once more, explaining in a kind tone, "it's precisely because you made the tea with your own hands that I don't dare to drink it."
thanks @madtomedgar for the inspiration, you were so right about this

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ICONIC RESPONSE FROM JIN-FUREN HONESTLY
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AU concept: upon overhearing this exchange, WWX realizes that he and Madam Jin are united in being both Yanli defenders and Zixuan haters and they form a tenuous alliance.
why does the image from this post defending coyotes look like Jin Guangyao
this is the same creature