I think our experience of the universe has value.

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i put my shorts on earlier and felt something sharp poke me in the butt so i was shaking out the leg of my shorts and a lil caterpillar fell out.......

Happy disability pride month pride to people with degenerative, progressive, and terminal conditions. I know the future can be terrifying but I am glad you are still here now.

target acquired. small animal deployed.

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

Cannibalism as a metaphor for watching yo mama compilations at age 27

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

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