Be Gay Do Crime

OKAY i've read all 162 one-star review of the aeneid on goodreads. can i show you my favourite?

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

The fact that Leonard Peltier will be allowed to leave prison is an incredible relief, but at the same time, commuting his sentence instead of pardoning him, putting him on house arrest for the rest of his life instead, feels like such a slap in the face to all the work activists have been doing for him. This is a disabled elderly man whose innocence has basically been proved, who has had land put aside for him in Canada. House arrest means he's still going to be under the power of the carceral system. This man has been beaten repeatedly by so-called justice system workers, and now they're going to have free access to his home. It would have cost Biden nothing to just pardon him.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.

Have you considered doing standup comedy?

I prefer to sit.

Well then have you considered sit down comedy?

For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."

i've actually done jokes like this in my standup sets, haha! mine weren't as good. stuff like "the real reason i transitioned was because i always had too easy a time finding clothes my size"

Damn, I should do standup comedy.

Actually the real reason I transitioned was that I only think Ghostbusters is a solid 3.5/5

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

you are not a noble vigilante pedo hunter you are an unpaid cop

and somehow despite there being thousands of men known for sexually abusing minors, your noble pedo hunts seem to always end up at trannies with anime pfps