steel wrapped in silk 🌹⚔️🌹

please consider donating to the north gaza cruelty-free kitchen/camp + cruelty-free water project

not to make a vent post here but like id understand if it was halo top or friendlys but if im bringing you hagen daaz or ben and jerrys and you still complain about how my basement isnt ventilated well or your chain is too tight then you just sound ungrateful. sorry

I think everyone should have infinite fries. like, a bucket. that appears in everyone's room. decanter of endless fries

To all of our brave service members trapped on the USS Lincoln right now, from the bottom of my heart I would like to say LOL.

following someone who follows all your mutuals but doesn’t follow you back is a humbling yet essential experience…it gives you something to aspire to

maybe someone can put in a good word for me #letterofrecommendation

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.