ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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Xuebing Du

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home

JBB: An Artblog!

Love Begins
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Origami Around
$LAYYYTER

#extradirty
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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Hello, my name is Elder Merle, and I would like to share with you this most amazing book.
Merle Highchurch
Hello, Tumblr user. Here's a non-binary character who uses they/them. Their ASAB isn't relevant at all for the story and everyone regardless of relationship uses they/them for them and they're trans. Your challenge will be to not try to sniff out their ASAB. Go---- oh you're already telling other people who don't agree with you they're wrong and bigoted for hcing it different from you. Okay.
Every now and then on special occasions the Demon Emperor and the Lord of the Northern Desert take their husbands to the theater.
The first time had been a request from Shang Qinghua - Shen Qingqiu's presence included- and the demon lords had donned human disguises and accompanied them with no idea what they were getting themselves into.
Their human husbands had been perfectly composed and polite during the whole performance. The real show didn't start until they stopped to get some drinks after the showing.
"Alright you joyless curmudgeon, what did you think?" Shang Qinghua said.
Whereupon Shen Qingqiu unleashed an avalanche of expletive laced criticism directed at every aspect of the production before concluding. "It was fine I guess."
Then before either Demon Lord could recover Shen Qingqiu asked Shang Qinghua his thoughts.
Shang Qinghua's opinions are more forgiving but he does explain what he would have written- which is some of the raunchiest material either Demon has ever heard.
Shen Qingqiu then starts picking apart this hypothetical smutty version of the play and the pair of them keep going like that for hours.
It is the most entertaining thing Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun have ever seen. They both just sit in silence and watch their husbands' normal demeanors disappear as the two snipe at each other the whole night.
And when they finally get home both their husbands are eager to thank their husbands for the trip... Which is a bonus.
If we have to live thru the crazy 20s 2.0 can as well bring back the vibes

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”
And there’s something about the dying that feels familiar.
Griffin
*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*
ID: Four images of various bright colors and different fonts. The first one says “L;” the next says “G;” then “B”. And the last image, which would otherwise be “T”, instead says, “This content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s User Guidelines.”
Below the images OP has written the phrase, “The queerest place on the internet” but with all of the letter T removed from the words, just like the last photo. End ID.
Happy Pride, bite a transphobe today 💙
I made a thing
The silver and the dark blue are closer shades than I thought and I realized that way too late, so it's a bit hard to read (it says "no romo") but considering it's my first time ever bead weaving, I think it's pretty good
everyone clap and cheer for my baby cousin. or i'm blowing up this whole building.

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You look like a carpet fucked a nerd.
Justin McElroy
Last day of May!!!
I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months
I almost laughed my ass off when this part came up but couldn't cuz I was socialising and my family would think I'm weird (I am)
just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

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There is not enough monster fucker shen yuan fics for my tastes.
Your telling me shen “won’t shut up about demons” yuan would not be BEGGING his husband to transform into his most demonic form.
I just need more shen yuan x dragon binghe
Behold my dragon comics!!!