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hoping this will work so it starts a fresh chain.
ed ppl expose what u look like
i love participating in these chains, so that's how i am :)
I love these chains too aw. That's pretty much how I look, grumpy face included lol.
I LOVE MAKING THESE
also my hair is blond but they only had it brown or white :(
this one is more accurate than the last!! ^^
tagging moots if they wanna do it :]
@toothpirexic @peachjambobatea @1vrb0yy @em0calz @ednos-bxtch
I love this smmm <33
not even a joke anymore
some of you are really in highschool
op some of my mutuals are in middle school how does this make you feel
you guys need to get off of here for real its not good for you

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*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to
this feels relevant
art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard
found this new term over at Urban Dictionary
Keep washing your hands! Wear a fucking mask! Get (re)vaccinated!
The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it
Itās about rage, itās about obsession, itās about making that two-person war your entire raison dāĆŖtre. Itās about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesnāt matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.
Reason #789 why Zuko joining the Gaang earlier would have been hilarious: he's the only one sleep-deprived enough to understand Aang's batshit exhaustion hallucinations
Aang: oh my god Appa and Momo are fighting with katanas
Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana
Aang: wait you can see them
Zuko, who hasn't had a proper night's sleep since he had clear skin: I See Everything
Katara: Aang please go to sleep
Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-
Zuko, nodding: and your math test
Aang: AND MY MATH TEST
Aang: so then I said "NO FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS" and boom, nightmare over
Zuko, taking notes: you're a tiny bald genius

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Black cats are lucky. (viaĀ leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.Ā Not bad luck.Ā I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
āSee him faceā
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!
Not fucking ignoring this, last 2 years have sucked. š¤¬š¤¬
Goat burned, reblogging him face, so far not dead. Good luck!
Reblogging him face whether itās good luck or no, because him has a very cute face
Human flamingos
Okay, this isn't exactly a prompt. But you know the humans are deathworlders tag? The humans are space orcs trope? That one? Yeah.
And you also know how flamingoes actually have pink white feathers? And they only turn pink because of all the red colour they ingest with their food?
Now. Imagine there is a (probably normally poisonous) fruit out there that does that to out hair. And imagine a human being stranded in a place where that grows and barely anything else. Their crew comes to rescue them. They find out how the human crew mate survived. And when they start asking about it, the only reply would be something like:
"Yeah, it was time you came. I was turning into a fucking flamingo!"
And they do not offer further explanation, and the other crew members are too afraid to ask what the fuck that means.
Humans are Space Orcs - Thoughts
Being on tumblr and tiktok has increased the occurrence for random and cursed thoughts for me. So, what if an alien was trying to take notes on the human species and they had mind reading abilities?
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' ' = thoughts
Human - *Looks at a butter knife* 'How many people could I stab with this?'
Alien - "Excuse me what?"
Human - *Continues to butter toast*
Alien - "I must be hallucinating"
Human - 'Is lighting someone else's candle technically arson since you're burning someone else's property?'
Alien - *Doubles back* "Huh?"
Human - *Looks outside. Outside is raining* 'Someone is going to fall and split their head open today.'
Alien - "What?!"
Earth: ā āāāā - Amazing Food, Not Worth The Effort
I gave it one star for the food, all right? Seriously, nothingās ever gonna taste the same again. Truly amazing stuff, best Iāll ever eat. That said, it really wasnāt worth visiting Earth. Nope. Not at all. If you want authentic human food, find some restaurant on a travel station or something, one with a human chef. Donāt visit their planet.
Seriously, stay away from Earth. It isnāt reasonable. It isnāt even safe.
No, Iām not kidding. Human architecture is entirely unsound. Not like, āthe building is about to fall overā unsound. Their planet gets too many disasters for them to avoid figuring out structural engineering and some rather impressive materials science to boot. Iām talking about safety systems. Everything is so, well. Old.
Like, itās not actually old. Humans maintain things pretty well overall. But really? Stairs? Ramps? Elevators? Install a teleporter array like a modern species. Seriously. And thatās not even the half of it. They use railings! Not decorative ones or anything, but actual, functional handrails and the like to prevent falls. Ever heard of a safety barrier? Apparently not the terrans. Glass windows, safety rails, nets in a few choice places too. I can only imagine how much the maintenance costs.
And donāt bother trying to go anywhere. You have to actually walk! Or rent a truly awful wheeled transport. No fully automated transit lines, no teleportal network, not even rentable hovercraft. Just wheels or your own body.
And thatās just the basics in their cities! Did you know they just left their biosphere where it was? I know itās not uncommon for planets to have a carefully manicured, decorative biosphere rather than removing it entirely. But no, thatās too much of a hassle for humans. Youāve got wild animals running, flying, and crawling around their cities. Entire ecosystems of microfauna in their houses. They canāt even tame the plants! I saw things just popping up through the pavement as I walked around.
Leaving a human city is certainly not for the faint of heart. I imagine that in the near future youāll actually be required to hire a human escort if you canāt provide proof of an exploration or survey certification. Apparently those courses cover things humans consider day to day common sense. Seriously, the real common sense is to just replace your biosphere and relegate whatever you want to keep to carefully curated naturalist parks and museums.
Common sense need not apply for humans, I guess. Because outside their cities? Actual, honest-to-goodness wilderness. Partially or completely unmanaged. Just waiting to kill you. I could understand leaving their oceans alone, I saw the planet from above and that would be an expensive endeavor for a purely air-breathing species. But they have no problems living just about anywhere that isnāt water, so why they donāt properly clean house is beyond me.
Anyway, as I was saying. Truly amazing food. Just get it somewhere slightly less authentic. Unless you feel particularly adventurous, Earth is an anachronistic deathtrap for any modern denizen of the Combine.
Who invents skip drives before antigravity? Apparently, humans do.
THE BEST PART OF SPACE ORCS
I love the whole "humans are space orcs" thing, my favorite stories are the ones where humanity is not necessarily stronger, tougher or better than other life forms, just that we have a very abnormal, sometimes exclusive biological function that the other sentient species of the galaxy have never had to deal with before. The first of these i ever encountered was Adrenaline, and sadly i don't remember where it originated from, but if someone does PLEASE leave a comment with a link it deserves to get teaffic.
The basic concept was that all sentient species died if they went into shock, their nervous systems could not handle it. Then Humans came along and changed the game because we have adrenaline, shock almost never kills us because when we get stressed adrenaline kicks in and makes us temporary super soldiers who cannot feel fear or pain. Or at least that is how most aliens perceive it. The darker side is that humans will put themselves in deadly situations, situations that they initially survive, but die to from exposure much later, they do this because they want to help, or even save the lives of aliens that they have come to care about, aliens who would go into shock and immediately die if they attempted the same feat.
Another good one is Color vision by Starr-Fall-Knight-Rise on tumblr here. In this universe most aliens have infa red, ultraviolet, or sone some other wavelength of light that their sight is based off of (the story follows a species who's vision is infared). Humans are the only known species with color vision as a result enemies that are masters of stealth in infared vision are bright pink against a maroon background and all to easy for humans to see and murder with little resistance. When this is explained to the main character he is dumbfounded and considers humans a marvel of nature. (Sidenote: i also love how humans, being essentially heat factories, come out of their ship looking like some kind of blindingly bright angelic beings to the infared sighted aliens who called for their help)

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Cargo space ship that is too long for the wormhole is pushed perpendicular, causing intergalactic trade to stop. Aliens are fairly stressed out about it as supplies to planets will be a lot slower until they can get it unstuck.
The goddamn humans are making memes about it.
To add to this humans are space oddities, I think other species would find it strange that we can just fall asleep wherever if we're tired enough. For example I have found my dad asleep in so many weird spots over the years. The hammock, the couch, his reading chair, his office chair THAT DOES NOT RECLINE but that doesn't stop him from putting his feet up and taking a nap and my personal favorite THE FREAKING FLOOR!
The next example is students. I cant tell you how many people I have seen sleeping on the hallway carpet at my university during finals week. My friend featured here decided to take a nap during study break because we had already studied for a few hours and she needed to rest before we started back up again.
Or how many times have people just become so exhausted from working that they just fall asleep at their desk mid task. Im sure the other cremates would be wondering why human Sara wont just go to bed since she's clearly exhausted but instead insists she's fine and that this project needs to be done ASAP and she will just take a nap at her station if she really needs one. The crew looking at the metal room and asking where could she possibly sleep. Sara replies that while it make not be comfortable but she could make it work if she needed to. The crew come back the next morning to find Sara asleep curled up on a work bench and discover that she spent her sleep cycle there last night. Sara said it wasn't the best sleep but hey at least the project will be done on time.