timothy squeaker the mouse poet

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

prolonged argentina humiliation ritual

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

has anyone heard of books? getting really into books this year #nichehobby

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

the halftime show had such a crazy mix of everything like what do you mean bts was sandwiched between madonna driving a disco car with ronaldinho and a justin bieber ballad before shakira's choir came in and then it panned to tom cruise and miss piggy

and hunter times hunter equals what exactly -_-

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

There’s a fly in my soup there’s a snake in my boot there’s a star man waiting in the sky