Welcome!

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

Happy Pride 🌈

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

old people are right about werther's originals btw

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user