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If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

If a beautiful woman loved me and married me and made me promise not to touch the green ribbon she conspicuously wears on her neck literally all the time I would simply respect her wishes and not discover that she was actually some sort of dullahan in disguise.

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she was a giant spider from the waist down and wanted to inject digestive enzymes into my body that melt all my organs into an easily consumed slurry I would merely nod and thank her for making my last moments as pleasant as possible.

If a beautiful woman loved me and married me and one day was taking a bath and I needed something from the bathroom and asked if I could come in only to find out she was part sea-serpent and couldn't hide that fact while submerged in water, I'd tell her I still love her and also figure out how we could go swimming without other people seeing her because jokes on you folklore I'm into that shit.

If I wandered into a beautiful woman's dilapidated temple home on the banks of the river styx and looked at her lovely face only to notice her hair was actually several dozen writhing snakes I'd

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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