i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

my foreskin is cold

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

Actors are too scared to be hammy these days I'm tired of people mumbling. Bring back that shakespearean shit. Enunciate like your life depends on it. I have audio processing disorder

AND I'm gay

this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

i love her special 9/11 bangs