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I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

I wish i could articulate better what i mean by "the way so many grown adults talk about and consume pokemon creeps me out a lot" But people act like you shitted on their decorated war hero uncle's grave when you try to criticize things like that. which happens to be a part of the reason why it creeps me out

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

grace wakes up out of his coma and immediately puts on a skirt and starts exclusively going by his very feminine last name. he said if i’m stranded alone in space i’m gonna have some fun with gender.

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit