Who you are is not what you've been

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

Sorry, go back: they do what with their blood while they sleep?

Hide it! Slurp it deep into their liver (which is mirrored, like a fish belly). They use the liver to hold about 90% of the red blood cells, letting the clear blood plasma flow during the sleep cycle. When they wake up they let the red blood cells back out and become more visible!

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt

Like to charge, reblog to cast

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

Nice try, officer. I’m not confessing to a crime on hellsite-dot-com. You’ll print that and take me to pasta gaol.

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

Except, critically, at bedtime.

i just said something slightly bleak and my girlfriend answered, with her actual mouth, "my sympies for your unforchies"