The Forsaken

In the I.T. department it's eat or be eaten (By the computers)

Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1

after all these years people describing the archival crew as "found family" is still hilarious to me like yeah. family in the sense of youre trapped with all these people you dont get along with due to circumstances outside your control i guess.

Day 522 of owning 100 tapes that may or may not be haunted by entities of great power. I have yet to die or be dragged into the service of any of them, as far as I know, so I will mark that as a win.

This is horrifying. Kudos.

Sam's awkward charms would absolutely work on me.

I am not a who, archivist, I am a whore

Love that episode of TMA where you find out Jon was raised by his grandmother and it's like, oh so that's why you are the way you are

Jon "It was so selfish of me to inconvenience my only living family member by becoming an orphan" Sims

#I forget jon was an orphan sometimes#bc he just clips right on past that 'my parents died when I was young I always felt like my granma resented me ANYWAY LEITNER SPIDER TRAUMA'#'I was an 8yo bullied by a grown teenager I don't blame him I feel like I should thank him for stealing a book from my baby child hands'

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