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hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Ignore the spiral pattern in my eyes im fine and normal

revealing to someone that marvel was funded by the us military and that it’s literal propaganda and watching them genuinely be shocked

every time they try to rename hot girl summer i get so annoyed, you can decide what your hot girl summer is without acting like demure crafty deer perv summer is somehow revolutionary new concept

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

tummy is literally awesome is the thing

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.