I'M SO UNWELL ABOUT ROBOTS

God. It is really funny how Baldur's Gate 3 does the exact same thing with romance that Fallout 4 does it as described by Noah Caldwell-Gervais (who's come out as trans and nb btw so like. epic win) where it's meant to be as universal an experience as possible, so the party members "becoming attracted" to you amounts to unlocking cutscenes of them admitting that they want to fuck you because you did 10 things they liked or whatever. it wouldnt be as blatant if i didn't get lae'zel coming onto me like 4 hours after i started this playthrough

The Crass and Immature Japanese Visual Novels dont understand romance or love, and just seek to gamify and objectify it. They're not at all like Noble and Progressive Western RPGs where, if you literally just do a few things they like, their Deep, Troubled characters will, unprompted, state outright that they want to fuck you (with 3d private parts and everything). But it's zany and goofy and progressive because you can fuck a bear if you want

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

genuinely insane to me that bikinis are the Default swimwear marketed & sold to women. that's nylon underwear. & if you don't want to wear one people treat you like you're childish & insecure & suggest ways to "get over it"

"i feel uncomfortable with the idea of wearing what amounts to fast-drying underwear in front of other people, many of them complete strangers" "have you tried gradually acclimating to showing more & more skin? have you tried being more confident? are you ashamed of your body? don't you want to show off your beach bod?" girl what the fuck are you talking about!!!

wearing a bikini is all about confidence & self-love 🥰 but remember to wax all that icky yucky body hair first!!! 🤢 nobody wants to see that 🙅‍♀️

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

controlled by the hivemind son or puppeted by the hand on her shoulder daughter