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It’s the best chat question in the world: “how much do you have to piss in a scale from 1 to 10?”

1. Just went to the bathroom

2. Boring

3. Still boring

4. Would use the loo only for precaution

5. Normal no fun yet

6. When u get up to go to the bathroom at work/school

7. When u look for a restroom at the mall

8. Here’s where u really start the piss need

8.5 feels like u need to hold ur crotch (dick pinching 4d boyz)

9. When that smooth light pain start and u have the best bladder bulge to caress, lightly press to test if u leak..take a pic

9.2 when u really gotta go and feels like ur bladder is gonna explode…greerat feeling caressing from the inside ur body. A true treat

9.3 u gotta actually masturbate to prevent from pissing. Lucky people are leaking at this rate

9.5 when ir hurts and u gotta find a watch and a bottle to cronometer and measure the best 90s piss of ur life

9.9 last painful attempts to stop the continuous leaking

10. U exploded involuntarily

Pure joy!

Who agrees with me?!

Who could kindly complement?

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th

Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad

Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion

Come back on the 18th and check in

Don’t:

Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)

Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.

Open the app or website (including specific blogs)

Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)

Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

A fun impromptu tie using lots of pretty pastels 💖

I had to bring a friend to the airport today and we decided to go to applebees right before.  Of course I love their peach iced teas, so i had 4 glasses of them!  Also got a big cup to go as well!  I didn’t really need to pee badly as I drove the hour to the airport. I drank the tea i got to go on the way down.

I threw the cup away at the airport and started driving back home.  Thats when i felt the need to pee.  I didn’t think much of it since I have a unusually huge bladder. I’ve held 2 liters of pee before which explains how I soak my jeans in my pictures, but thats another story.

The drive back was much slower since it was rush hour and it was raining so hard.  Within 30 minutes I was squirming in my seat and grabbing myself.  I still wasn’t too worried until traffic pretty much came to a complete stop on the highway.

At this point i was wishing i didnt throw that cup away, although i would have easily overflowed it since i have a hard time stopping my super hard stream when i have to pee this badly.

Another 15 minutes and traffic moved again, but i could feel the pee at the very edge so close to coming out.  There was nowhere to stop and I was sure at this point that I was going to lose control and start peeing my pants at any moment.

I had to keep both hands on the wheel as driving was difficult with the rain and the rain didn’t help at all with my desperately needing to pee. 

With my only way of holding being squeezing my legs, i felt my muscles relax a bit and with that a soft warm spurt gush in my jeans.  Of course this was the day I wore my lightest blue jeans that were tight.  I looked down to see a glistening wet spot on the front of my jeans.

A few minutes later the rain got heavier and another  burst of pee shot in my jeans.  This time I could see a small puddle between my legs.  Traffic came to a complete stop once again with nowhere to pull off the road.

With my jeans getting wetter I gave up trying to hold anymore.  I completely relaxed and after a second the soft stream became a torrent of hard piss gushing into my ever soaking jeans.

I watched as they quickly became wet in front and a puddle formed from the crotch all the way down to my knees.  A faint hissing could be heard as the relief came.  I moaned softly as the gusher of warm pee continued for well over a minute.

The front of my jeans were completely dark and shiny, glistening down to my feet.  I sat in a huge puddle on my leather seat as i continued to piss away like i was on a toilet.  After a minute and some the hissing stopped and the last little bits sprayed the inside of my jeans.

Mottomotto! Washinren by Douyo Saikin