Professional Sheep

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

if i was one of the three wise men i woulda given baby jesus cigarettes

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme