A real man... oughta be a little stupid.

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

It should be euphoric when you get far enough in your puppy transition to no longer recognize yourself. But no. Anger. Who is that bitch. Bark bark.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.