✨I Love You, Pls Drink Some Water✨

Consistent observation about guys who say "I just don't understand women": they don't understand men either.

a bird just ran right past me with a worm in its beak and the resemblance to those anime girls running to school with a slice of bread in their mouths was uncanny

peace and love on fucking earth

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

holding my boob for emotional support

Love the one on the end going “Thanks, that’s the last of us”