unc in chief

My five year plan is to just see what happens

i promise you that white man is not underrated

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

they should invent a doctor that treats illnesses

the older i get, the more i realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

back in 2020 if you didn't have a carrd they would kill you

Does anyone know what to do

The “women have a biological clock that makes them suddenly want a baby” thing is weird because nowadays 75% of the time you hear about a couple where one of them is desperate to have a baby RIGHT NOW despite the impracticality of their current life circumstances, the baby crazy one is the man.