stop putting celebrities on pedestals

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 

happy pride month to this post specifically

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

Sometimes a dual income male partnership is four men and two women

This is borderline pornography for me the way I want all these in my mouth and body

andy weir was pretty funny for the names in this one you gotta admit. hi here are my characters their names are Strategy and Mercy and you’ll never guess their most prominent traits

eventually we are introduced to my third character who is, by all appearances, a sentient rock. and his name? …heh. well,

The “Always muscles?” being so high up on the who am I board is so funny. Grace like ok i just woke up from a coma. First question: why am I Ryan gosling