welcome to the Hellzone™

one of my favorite movies ever go watch it or read the book if you haven't before :)

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

How are my sweetie pees

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

tumblr is actually almost usable if you just filter 400 terms and block 900 blogs and have anons off and have messages off and have comments off and have reblogs off and never post any of your opinions and never express mild annoyance at anything ever!

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot