My curiosity about death is a lot greater than any fear, but I'm also utterly convinced of an afterlife. And if there's nothing, so what? I won't know any better.

Careful how hard you squeeze, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube.

Yeah sorry but pretty privilege is not real. Nothing in life is free if you read the fine print. It's usually just a predatory lease.

Germanic men turn into Hitler if they don't get kaffee und kuchen in the afternoon

Kinda funny that the strength of an air conditioner is measured in BTU: British Thermal Units

It's amazing how in this country women will be given nothing but acetaminophen after a c-section and a man will get tramadol and valium after a no needle no scalpel vasectomy.

I wish people would stop using therapy patois to justify what shitty self centered selfish people they are. Just own it! The need to feel like a good person and rationalize every behavior and how you treat people is not something a good person does. It's what calculating manipulative freaks who'll never grow up do.

I love having sex with my husband who drives 60 miles to buy me $40 milk.