Having a hard time dealing with how confidently wrong and stupid people are suddenly and don't really want to expose myself to it anymore. It's not even a generational thing either, boomers and zoomers seem equally brain damaged. Leaded gasoline and public schools I guess?

If someone told me in 2020 that I'd grow to really enjoy ham, I would've been genuinely upset. Which is stupid bc ham is good af.

My curiosity about death is a lot greater than any fear, but I'm also utterly convinced of an afterlife. And if there's nothing, so what? I won't know any better.

Careful how hard you squeeze, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube.

Yeah sorry but pretty privilege is not real. Nothing in life is free if you read the fine print. It's usually just a predatory lease.

Germanic men turn into Hitler if they don't get kaffee und kuchen in the afternoon

Kinda funny that the strength of an air conditioner is measured in BTU: British Thermal Units

It's amazing how in this country women will be given nothing but acetaminophen after a c-section and a man will get tramadol and valium after a no needle no scalpel vasectomy.