Its a vide

if someone brings this to the sesh theyre banned from smoking with me 

What is dis

she smoking potpourri.

how do you manage to gentrify weed

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

It’s too early in the season for greasons.

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone

Directed by Tim Burton

I watched this for way to long

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

pls i need furniture for my apartment

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

which one did “stop saying i look like chicken little”

the one that looks like chicken little

neither of them are tyler oakley??