The Insidious Labyrinth of Doctor Curious, VII

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

When I was in third grade I tried to convince the other kids at recess that I could jump really high into the air and glide like Knuckles. When my mom heard about it she was so distraught that she started paying kids in my class to be friends with me. If you ask me, that’s an awful reaction to your gifted child. But jokes on her, because even now as an adult I am still friends with everyone back then, and sometimes when they’re in a rush they’ll hop on my back and I’ll jump really high in the air and glide like Knuckles to help them get to a higher vantage point than where they were previously.

this post is so stupid. the whole difference between flying and gliding is that gliding only goes down, you could never "glide" to a higher vantage point

knuckles can climb

you still have your jewel of perfect worth, right? the one that you got right after you were born, the one that makes you good, that makes you worthy, that justifies your existence in the world, and all and only because in your hands you hold this perfect jewel? you didn't lose it or anything, right? right?

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

now the healing can begin.

i wouldn't tell anyone if i was an alien lifeform with a deathly aversion to water

but there would be Signs