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When he grabbed the countertop I screamed

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I just spit up water all over myself bitch
When he grabbed the countertop I screamed

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She loves that look until it *rains* on the interstate.
finally. a shitty mod
okay so the funny thing about this is that it was a complete joke, and the men in the replies on twitter just Werent Getting It (also apparently whoever submitted this to this blog lol)
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This show was the funniest fucking thing
He never elaborated on this and it kills me
Eva Longoria is everything
Yet she canât even speak Spanish đđ đđ đ
Thatâs pride alright lmfao
She donât have to, but donât talk all that shit if you donât even learn your own culture #lame
you were saying @dabeatnik???
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âWhen I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didnât speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we werenât allowed to speak it.â
and also???
â⌠But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here itâs English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, âI really need to learn Spanish.â So I did.âÂ
idk how many people iâve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they donât speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. itâs unspeakably common and doesnât in any way shape or form diminish someoneâs claim to or pride in their heritage.Â
fuck that guy. you go eva.Â
lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to âlesserâ coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, youâre an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like
So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.
Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

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me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.
i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought âwow that seems interesting i want to check that outâ (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work
you: oh cool Iâm interested, where does this link go?
tumblr ad:Â
i think if you stay keep shopping at the store past closing time all the employees still on the clock should be allowed to practice evil customer service on you
hi, youâve overstayed your welcome at our establishment! how can we make you regret it?

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Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love
My boss doesnât take me seriously because Iâm the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).
Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasnât actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasnât working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.
The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.
i cannot stand this i keep seeing opâs face like this in my mind
What do you mean by That's Not A Deer in the mountains near you????
Anyone who spends decent amount of time in Appalachia knows the Not Deer. If youâve gone on the Blue Ridge Parkway at night, youâve probably seen him.Now: keep in mind if you donât live in an area with a lot of deer, deer are freaky bastards on their own. Theyâre really big, extremely agile, move surprisingly quietly, and are extremely durable. Itâs not unheard of for someone to hit a deer and total their car. Once I heard a story of a man who hit a deer on accident and decided to take it home and least get some good meat out of a bad situation. On the drive home the deer woke up and absolutely shredded the inside of this manâs trunk. Theyâre very cute but you definitely donât want to mess with one. Just keep that relationship in the back of your mind. Anyway, the Not Deer is more or less what Iâd call a folk cryptid. Everybody has their story about it. Theyâre all somewhat similar. Youâre in a car at night, in a rural, heavily wooded area, and probably a bit lost. Itâs not wildly uncommon to see a opossum crossing the road, see blips of little animals with your headlights. You see a deer. So you/your friends go âOh! Deer!â and slow down in case it leaps in front of you. Then you see it more clearly. Thereâs just something wrong about it. Thereâs something about its eyes. You feel your stomach get heavy like a rock, the hair on your neck raise. You sense intelligence that you shouldnât. It doesnât move like a deer, it moves like a⌠oh god, what is that thing? Whatever that thing is, itâs not a deer and we need to leave. You hit the gas and get the hell out of there.A group of my friends got lost on the Parkway once and reemerged with a chilling story. They arenât the kind of folks to lie or over exaggerate. Among other freaky stuff that happened, the driver claimed she saw a deer in the road. Then she noticed the deer was on two legs.Â
I have a story about the Not Deer from two summers ago. I lived deep in the Appalachia mountains at the time, unlike the foothills Iâm in now. I was wandering in the woods, probably two thirds of a mile from my house at that point, as one does when they live two miles down a twisting dirt road with the nearest town (and therefore things to do) thirty minutes away, when I heard brush moving. I knew it was probably a harmless animal- a possum, or a deer, maybe a particularly destructive rabbit, and I turned to look.
well. hm. it was a deer in the way that a graveyard is a playground. you can treat it as such, I guess, but it wonât feel the same.
it was about thirty feet away from me, staring. wild deer donât stare at random people to begin with- they just run away. she was breathing hard and making a low rumbling sound. I didnât really know what to do, and I hadnât really thought about the dangers of going near wild animals even if they are âharmlessâ deer, so I went towards her.
I swear to god, this thingâs eyes blanked out and it took a couple jerking steps forward, moving really strangely? and I flinched, because what the hell, and then she ran off to the side while staring at me until she was about fifty feet away. it was deeply unsettling in a way that I canât explain and I know that that thing was not quite a deer.
I sprinted all the way home.
Iâve seen something like this myself. I would say âThe joints went the wrong wayâ but it was more that there might have been more or less joints than youâd expect? The bends were not where the bends go. And the shape of the face was wrong in a way Iâd describe as: You have a friend who only draws wolves. Theyâre really, really, really good at wolves. You want them to draw a deer. They try their best, and neither of you are exactly pleased with the results. There was also an issue of scale - like you gave a deer the proportions of a moose.
Iâve heard âDeerâ comes from âDeorâ which just means âbeastâ or âquadrupedâ so⌠it was definitely a Deor, but 100% not a Deer.Â
I collect spooky stories from other people and a friend once told me about driving back from a âghost huntâ out in SE Oklahoma, seeing what they described as âlike a deerâ that stood in the middle of the road, and refused to move. So when one of them got out to go shoo it away by hand they all realized, about the same time⌠that it was only almost a deer. They described the collective reaction as wildly disproportionate to what they remember having seen - which was just ⌠not quite a deer?
They said there was about fifteen minutes of foot to the floor speeding before they all, right about the same time, felt a change in mood come over them and they began to sob like âlittle scared kidsâ. It was only weeks later that they were like âYou know⌠deer donât look anything like that.â

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