Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people

*pirate voice 🏴‍☠️* : Arrrr make me look edgy in a tortured nautical way.

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!

New Age people just lying about the history of everything makes it so fucking difficult to research what people actually believed in historical folklore

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

Sometimes I imagine I am chewing and biting and thrashing the Character, and other times I am slowly letting the soggy, wadded up Character drop out of my mouth like a dog who has been told to “drop it” and is looking very shameful and mournful about it but the dog has to lock in and go to work you know