This is my body and soul here

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

happy international women's day

happy birthday women

in the back of the club observing gender relations

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

I love how you put those two photos together, as it shows how this sweet, innocent angel was helping you make dumplings

Sorry, I don't make the rules: over-emphasis on religious celibacy is always going to make a man a little bit more desirable. Playing hard to get on an institutional scale.

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks