Amatuer Artist and Bimbo-to-Be

transfem lolling to sleep on the train and resting on her transfem girlfriend’s shoulders, knowing that she’ll keep her safe and wake her up when they get to their stop.

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

also using pov incorrectly

nah you're just the other person in the thruple and have made some bad decisions in your life

POV: you've gone undercover in a couple that has too much money, in order to secretly Siphon off funds to your actual polycule, but you're starting to wonder if it is actually worth it.

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool