Synthetic Story Factory

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

Tigger warning

#i would trust this dog with my taxes

I would trust this dog with my life

did you mean Mornington Crescent

If you’ve never seen this video, WATCH IT!

this is the best video I have ever seen in my entire life holy fuck

THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO MAD I WAS EXPECTING SOME GREAT NEW STRATEGY

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

after my first real breakup i didn’t see my family friends for a while, and when i saw them again the little girl (who was 9 at the time) who is like my little sister asked me why i wasn’t with my girlfriend anymore and when i said that we’d broken up she said “well you should hurry up and get another one”

No offense but if one of your friends is excited about something & you make them feel stupid 4 being excited about it, you’re the worst type of person. 

also pls do not respond to something someone says or posts with something like “I hate xyz” like… that person brought it up b/c they like xyz, pls check yourself and consider why a negative response was your first reaction and second, why did you feel the need to express that,  to them, out loud

Aww!

Why

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

I LOVE THOSE

bringing this back on your dashes

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

I love all of these!

Your parents have chinchillas??? That is AWESOME!!!