High Priest of the Church of Snufkintology

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

HAIKU BOT???

What production of Heathers is this

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

The more I scrolled, the more I screamed.

What production of Heathers is this

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

The more I scrolled, the more I screamed.

Thank gooseness

PLEASE

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

hold on i’m gonna add on to this

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I fucking love this post

@asthesunwentdown

do you like the colour of the thiccness?

It’s not every day the onceler crosses my dash, but it appears today is unusual

NO PUT THIS SHIT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

What. Is. This post???? /j /lh

I swear my cishet husband sometimes wakes up in the morning like “time to be an ally to my bisexual wife by being just a little bit performative” but it’s okay because I love him

The cashier had a pride mask on and my husband whispered to me “I want to tell her I like her mask but I feel like it might be weird.”

My husband will see a piece of pride merch and just put it in front of my face even if it has nothing to do with me and will just be like “this seems like something... you would like”

ma'am, it seems as if your husband is one of them himbos

Wario’s actual, canonical character arc is that he retired from adventuring and used his gold to finance a corporate startup and develop incredibly shitty indie games, which is both utterly inexplicable and absolutely on brand.

Happy 1st Anniversary to Felix and Marzia!!!!!!!!