The Storm Is Coming

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

One of the many benefits of being weird in public is possibly saving -- and definitely improving -- a stranger's life without ever knowing.

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

why does she also have to tell frisk about a friend w a creepy smile.

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

i think they should make the 4th of july incredibly associated with homestuck so everyone below like 30 sees it as a massive cognitohazard and no one will celebrate the US anymore

i have been informed the 4th of july is nepeta day i will be celebrating nepeta next year