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shout out to shrek the musical that shit is tuff as hell

trans person: i'm trans society: okay those two guys cassian and martian (i mean martin): have you read hit books don't let the forest in, hazelthorn, the spirit bares its teeth, and/or hell followed with us

ive seen people do this, so this is percy jackson characters as things i've been quoted on by my friends! percy: "can't drink without thinking about john" (at 2:00 AM, over and over while laughing SO HARD and sipping a monster) annabeth: "i would say smug ass smirk but i can't draw an elbow to there" grover: "aaaand that's why i don't wear pants" leo: "hydration station" (while talking about a fire hydrant) nico: "IM GONNA CRACK [will, probably]" (proclaimed loudly in a middle school lunchroom when everything went silent) will: "i MIGHT be a size 10 in heels" clarisse: "i love this part! i say while they chop off their body parts." hazel: "it's 1:40 in he AM morning!" (over and over again, no matter what time) frank: "what are you thinking about?" "canned beans." "...what?" "canned beans... like can... ada. canada." jason: "the planes killed nine ele- nope." piper: "twirls my hair twirledly"

if you remember one of my earlier posts (from january 1st), scrap that. i'm actually fucking mad now. it's been 9 years. for 9 years, the duffers and the writers built this beautiful friendship that thousands of people across the globe interpreted as a romance. that's just what it was. and you scrap it? what was the van scene, then? what was mike and will sitting right next to each other at every time possible? what was will screaming mike's name? what was mike's only priority being to find will? what was volume 1? what was the talk with robin? what were the signs? you are miserable old bastards that wish nothing but hate to the "noise" that has been keeping your show alive. without us, you'd be broke. without us, you'd be unknown. hell, without us, you'd probably be liked. but now you suffer for your own actions. what the fuck was that finale? that's now how you close a show. and what the fuck was will's coming out scene? why was his godforsaken middle school science teacher there? have you never talked to a single gay person about their coming out story... ever? jesus christ, i'm fucking mad. and it's over. whether we like it or not. 9 years of our lives. just gone. goodbye.

is it just me or does everyone that's read homestuck vividly remember when you got to make jade play the flute or is my neurodivergent showing