Living In A Pitioss Nightmare

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

Jolene

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

I’m ready for anything. Black Metal Britney Spears, competitive knitting Britney Spears, cave explorer Britney Spears, full-time mom Britney Spears, anything

Brittany doing everything a la Barbie is perfectly fine

i get y'all’s spirit and I agree that we should support whatever art she makes now that she has the freedom to make what she wants; but i’m pretty sure that’s not the point of the post. perhaps think less “off-beat production that i can consume” and more she is likely going to say something on social media, or in an interview, or a video, that is going to make people uncomfortable. She is going to show symptoms of her trauma and mental illness and people are going to use that as an excuse to demonize her once more. It is incredibly and painfully difficult to resocialize yourself when you have been deeply socially traumatized, and even more so when you have a burning spotlight on you. It’s not “stan this celebrity’s career” it’s “protect mentally ill people from systemic abuse even when their symptoms make you uncomfortable”

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare

we’re seeing more and more of this sort of online monitoring, even beyond fandom and sexual stuff. people have to dance around what they mean — saying things like “unalive” because the word “dead” is banned. this is especially apparent on tiktok, but it’s spreading around and pretty much everyone should be alarmed by this. how sanitary is sanitary enough? spoiler: it never is.

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

have you tried putting it in rice

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

Mmmm other people do not perform for you is a lesson that needs to be learned massively these days.

My mom called me once and was like “we went to the place where we bought the first RV to look at another one, and the saleswoman that sold us the first one was there and she didn’t remember us!!” and when I was like okay who cares why should she, she just had no idea what to do with that

Main Character Syndrome, but the title of the story is What A Fucking Piece Of Work