Much Ado About RWBY

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this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

Only high temperatures will kill cyclospora. It resides in what is like a shell, which is highly resistant to water and most cleaning chemicals. The substance it uses to cling to food is so strong we don't even fully know what its limits are. It may be best to avoid fruits and veggies you can't cook. Scrubbing only works if done hard enough and on foods with no hiding places (Like cucumbers and grapes). Peeling the skin off is your best bet at avoiding it however, scrubbing is not guaranteed.

THE POINT OF A DEFENSE ATTORNEY ISN'T TO GET THEIR CLIENT OFF. IT'S TO MAKE THE STATE PROVE THEIR CASE AND DO THEIR DUE DILIGENCE.

IT'S TO PROVIDE A CHECK ON THE POWER OF THE STATE TO JUST THROW PEOPLE IN JAIL.

Hades isn't sure what lead him to deciding to send his children to Westover when he did, but he's pretty sure the answer is 'Morai fuckery' which he's even more sure of when first the same satyr that found his ill-fated niece arrives, and then fucking Chiron.

He does not allow his children to go to camp, even though Zeus does try to force the issue. The fact the Master Bolt is missing kills a lot of Zeus' ability to force the matter, and Hades keeps silent the fact he's also missing the helm. Poseidon is willing to be on Hades side on this for unclear reason, and the fact Thalia exists also kills off a lot of Zeus's authority. There are no signs there could be a son of Poseidon floating around.

The Masterbolt questers are Lee, Katie, and Silena. The quest is a different sort of chaos, though they do successfully get the Master Bolt, and Ares gets his ass beat by an irate older sister (Persephone). Implications are rising Katie could actually be the prophecy child.

Thalia's tree is poisoned, and this time Hades does allow Bianca at least to help on the quest to find the Fleece. He doesn't really care about the possibility of the camp failing, though Bianca and Nico are there that summer and living in Cabin 4 at Persephone's request to her mother. Nico pouts over being stuck at camp and Bianca informs him at least he didn't nearly get repeatedly eaten and almost adopted by an immortal sorceress.

Percy hits the scene straight on Othyrs, revealed to have been being hidden by *Rhea* the entire time (Poseidon thought he was dead and that Hades was politely hiding that he had broken the oath because his kid had died). Luke wants to know where this feral fish came from. Atlas would like his aunt to explain why when she actually raises children they're like That.

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“The following is a list of people who can suck it. Number One: The Joker. I don’t think I need to explain that one. Number Two: Cluemaster. Fuck you, you stole my bit, and I will be like a plague unto your house. Number Three: King Tut. You also stole my bit, but did it while killing people and got me arrested for murder. Also, I’m, like, 93% sure you’re a white guy and your costume is racist.

“Number Four: The Scarecrow. I know you ate my leftover Chinese, Jon, even though I wrote my name on it. I was saving that for lunch. I had to eat a goddamn peanut butter and jelly sandwich like a five-year-old. It was all you had in the hideout. For fuck’s sake, go shopping, not all of us can live like a bridge troll.

“Number Five: The Penguin. You- No, no, wait, wait… That one should be crossed out. He replaced that and apologized. Never mind, Oswald, you’re fine. Drinks at 7:00 tomorrow, right?

“Anyway, where was…? Ah, yes. Number Six: The Mad Hatter. You carded me and left me like that for six hours because I, and I quote, ‘would not stop talking about Mythbusters.’ Well, excuse me for trying to make intellectually stimulating conversation on a level you could understand. I suppose every time you prattle on about mome raths and borogoves it’s goddamn Shakespeare? Well… Well, it’s Carroll, but… Oh, you know what I mean!

“Number Seven: Catwoman. You left me hanging by one hand from a ledge five stories up and holding a twenty-pound bag of jewels and very pointy  objets d'art while you ‘distracted’ the Dark Knight. I know you were making out with him, Selina. You were gone for fifteen minutes. My shoulder almost dislocated. Very unprofessional.

“Number Eight: Kite Man.”

Here the Riddler pauses, lifting his narrowed gaze to glare at the camera, voice dropping to an ominous tone.

“You know what you did…”

His demeanor shifts quickly, and he’s back to reading from his list almost cheerfully.

“Number Nine! Th-”

He’s interrupted by a crashing noise in the background and looks over his shoulder just an instant before a deep voice angrily growls, “Riddler!”

“Oh, for the love of-” He turns to glare at the camera, speaking quickly. “Number Nine: Batman! Interrupting me while I’m on television making very important- Hm-mmph!”

Batman: Riddler, you’ve hijacked the TV airwaves and you know that’s wrong but I think this is actually theraputic. So I’m giving you five minutes, and then I’m taking you to Arkham

This starts a dialogue with a number of other youtube users who both attempt to answer his riddles and pose their own riddles in return.

“Riddle me this… who’s the biggest asshole in games development this side of Ubisoft? It’s Daniel Mockridge who screwed the dev team, myself included, out of our royalties for Riddle of the Minotaur-”

Two days later Jim Sterling is calling Mockridge out, there’s a gofundme for the other people on the dev team, and Nigma’s halfway to funding the spiritual sequel on Kickstarter.

“I am red and white. When you don’t need me I’m never around but when something happens I appear. I control what you see. What am I?”

and he’s just going on and on about how simple this riddle is and how insulting it is that someone sent him this riddle when the answer is obviously a-

and his eyes go wide and he tears into the package and his face just lights up because the answer…