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Iβm going to level with you. I have listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia for most of my life. We were a country music household, this was a staple of my childhood along with Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, and that one Chipmunks country album.
I have no idea what βFire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child noβ means and at this point Iβm too scared to ask.
For once I can be of assistance.
Each of the lyrics comes from an old-time hickory song for fiddles, and is a lyric from that corresponding song.
"Fire on the Mountain" --> "Fire on the Mountain, run boys run"
Fire On The Mountain - Fiddle Player POV
"The House of the Rising Sun" --> "The Devil's in the house of the rising sun"
House of the Rising Sun
"Ida Red" --> "Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough"
Ida Red - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
"Granny Will Your Dog Bite" --> "Granny does your dog bite? 'No child, no'."
FTC #149 Granny Will Your Dog Bite
And for your furthered education, The Mountain Whipporwill.
Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)
this is the key part of the song, that a lot of people miss. people have this misconception that the contest between Johnny and The Devil is about who is the better fiddle player. but it isn't. its about who is the better fiddler.
in a time before things like radios and record players, every time you heard music was because there was somebody in the room with you playing an instrument. and many, many, many social events involved dancing, which requires music. so, if you're planning any kind of gathering in the american south or appalachia, you need to find a fiddler. and the fiddler's job is to play music that everybody knows and likes and can dance to.
the mistake The Devil makes in his bet with Johnny is that he misinterprets the contest as being about technical ability, so he has this big flashy song. he plays fast and impressively with a band of demons playing unfamiliar instruments in unfamiliar rhythms. he's definitely more skilled at playing than Johnny, and thinks he has it in the bag.
but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.
Attention, operators: glory to Castile.
That is all.
god forbid a girl gets her puppy on
we don't credit rebecca sugar enough for making the episode with the first gay wedding in a kids show extremely plot relevant so it could not be skipped or cut.
#rebecca sugar has gone on record saying that they knew from the beginning they wanted ruby and sapphire and they put every inch of planning#in to make sure that the studio could not take them out. sugar has said theyβd compromised on hundreds of things theyβd wanted for steven#so that they had the bargaining power specifically to keep ruby and sapphireβs relationship#and a number of βfillerβ episodes were created just to establish counter-arguments that might come up when they pitched the wedding episode#the one that comes to mind is the episode about steven and connie getting lost in roseβs room stevenβs central conflict about liking their#fave book seriesβ romantic ending was later weaponised when producerβs were like βoh but stevenβs a boy he wonβt be too interested in them#getting marriedβ sugar was able to be like βno. in this episode itβs established he loves romance and specifically weddings. and in these#episodes itβs shown how much steven cares about ruby and sapphire and their relationship and happiness. you cannot convince me this is not#good and necessary plot development#and they wrapped it up in the season finale and the big climactic point of the diamonds finally coming to attack earth to make the#episode integral to the series no skipping it without confusion. and had ruby wear a wedding dress because international censors took#advantage of her design to give her a masculine va#and sugar made certain that everybody knew This was a queer love story that an entire town supported and admired and that any child watchin#it at home would know they are not alone and that that support is waiting for them out there somewhere#sugar sacrificed the wider story they wanted to tell for that and it was a horrible decision to be given but they made the right choice

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βyou support gay rights so you must be gayβ
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit howβd this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! heβs supposed to be dead!
Aerith x Tifa π You can see the full collection here!
βI wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.β
βHey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.β
βI just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.β
ββ¦ fire dimension?β
βYeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.β
βDude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?β
lifer a day june day 17! double life!
audio On πππ
For blind/visually impaired folks: The instruments being used to recreate these songs are two kazoos, a plastic shopping bag, a metal colander pot, a basting brush, an empty water jug, and a thin sheet of plastic, all being played by two people in an empty parking garage for the acoustics
For deaf/HoH folks: The songs being played here are near perfect renditions of the 20th Century Fox theme, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and the Mission Impossible theme
I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

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Megamind is so funny to me. Several things are easily and beautifully established in the first few scenes of the movie.
Probably the worst crime that Megamind can actually be persecuted for is kidnapping. Some destruction of property. Otherwise, absolutely nobody is actually scared of him. There's no evacuation when he "takes over" (unlike later when Tighten takes over and there's a mass-exodus.)
He has some form of probably legitimate income since he purchases and ships all of his "evil lair" accessories from an outlet store, of all things, in Romania.
He has fans. (Fucking Bernard)
He probably hasn't killed anybody ever. (He told Roxanne to evacuate the Metro Man museum "we're having the walls and ceiling removed")
He purposely mispronounces things. (Says spider correctly initially, and then "corrects" himself.)
He unintentionally mispronounces things. ("Ollo?")
He doesn't know what windows are???? Has to be explained to him, despite his lair having them???? And the jail he was raised in has windows???? And the school he went to had windows????
His alligators (from the alligator pit) are very obviously well-loved and cared for. They have a disco ball, their own room, and piles of toys. They looked like they were having a great time, actually.
happy four year double life anniversary (where did the time go π)
Lifer A Day June - Day 17: Double Life!!
super tempted to draw every pair except i had no time for all that ;-;
Actually on the topic of Megamind- I appreciate how much chemistry Roxanne has with Megamind right from the beginning. Having them fall in love and begin dating doesnt come as a surprise to anyone partly because the opening scene shows us they have a close relationship. Judging by the dialogue between Roxanne and Megamind (playful, informal, and responsive) and the dialogue between Roxanne and Metroman (professional, scripted) the audience already has a feeling for who Roxanne likes more. When Megamind seizes control of the city and begins trashing it, Roxanne isnt just grieving- shes disappointed. Juxtaposed to when they discover Metroman is alive and shes straight up mad. Roxanne always expected more of Megamind (because she understood his potential) and the reason their romance works so well is because Megamind wanted to meet her expectations and be the kind of person she was proud of.
βWhy did this post comfort me?β Because itβs comforting. Next.
βWhy did I laugh at this?β It was funny. Next.
βWhy is that so ominous?β The Blood Keeper seeks us all. Next.

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Hi, I'm your littlest sister, Badh
And I'm your middlest sister, Macha
And I'm your oldest sister, Nemain
And welcome to My Sister And My Sister Are Me, an advice show for the early medieval era
I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"
The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him
Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it