"I'm watching info wars."
"..."
"No! It's owned by the Onion now!"

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Keni
Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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todays bird

Origami Around

oozey mess

pixel skylines
noise dept.

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@weissroseschnee
"I'm watching info wars."
"..."
"No! It's owned by the Onion now!"

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look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.
I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room
Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone
“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’
I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive
if i had a nickel for every yuri anime about students of a private girls academy engaging in secret unladylike hobbies, where one of the main girls watched the other one on the toilet...
i would have two nickles

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Awesome cartoon otaku tweet
here's the original text so you can make sense of any of the odd grok translation choices
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco
now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes
remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right
Got isekaid into a fantasy world and they said to go back to earth I have to kill the demon queen.
Damn. Hope they have other options.
Aight so turns out they did have other options and once the demon queen dies we all go home no matter who kills her so I've been just killing adventurers.
Yeah it turns out if you pretend to be a weak girl and they "rescue you" they automatically assume you're joining their harem and then you can just stab them.
I have so many random legendary weapons now
Ok so it's kind of hard to keep track of all these adventurers but I have a plan. I'm going to become one of the demon queen's lieutenant.
I was worried I'd have to fight to get into her palace but the guy at the gates in account of being one of the "heroes" but the guy at the gates said something about my soul being stained by a hundred deaths or something and just let me in
I'm going to meet the demon queen now, everyone told me she was some hideous monster. Wish me luck...
This is the hottest woman I have ever met
So I have a leash now.
You know I think people had the wrong idea about the demon queen. Her idea for covering the land in eternal darkness seems really smart and orphaning an entire village is just how she blows off steam
Ok so mommy said my new armor will make me better at serving her but it is just a chainmail bikini
There are no corporations here! There's no global warming! Normal medieval/renaissance era issues you'd worry about don't exist for genre reasons!
If those stupid anime protagonist wannabes managed to kill mommy I would have been sent back to earth and have to live in capitalism land again!! So obviously I had to stab them in the chest again and again and again until the smugness left their eyes!
What's not clicking?
It's like this
Lisa discovers Taylor's planning to turn herself in to the PRT post echidna and decides to use her (now bottomless) well of wealth and resources to make sure there's a constant stream of low level threats in the bay. All so Taylor never feels like she has a chance to leave.
18 months and 150 cape mercenary groups later Taylor started to get suspicious. At this point Lisa will have to try really feeding her ecstasy.

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everywhere is evil and its not stopping bro
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
My fic for day 2 of WhiteRose In Bloom is now up!
This one's a prequel to my AU fic from yesterday
@whiterose-fans-blog
This image is fucking killing me
Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made
Guys lemme tell you bout this thing
To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song
come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs
“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”
if i had my soul it’d escaped at this
Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.
this is what anxiety sounds like
oh god this makes me so uncomfortable i tried to listen to the whole thing and i made it about 50% in and i was in the fetal position
What To Know About The Live-Action ‘Moana’
Disney’s live-action remake of Moana comes to theaters this weekend, a decade after the original animated film was released. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the movie.

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Valerie suspects that her boyfriend is lying about several things. His supposed allergy to blood blossoms, the weird stretches of silence and ghosting, bruises and scratches about. She's certain that he's having an affair with a ghost.