i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Cat plays theremin

the sustained note with the big-eyed stare… like… yes that sound is a perfect auditory representation of what is going on in the cat’s brain

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic