pretend you don't know this about me.

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

Wow!!!

"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously

«I don’t care if they make their way through uni with ChatGPT» until you’re being wheeled into surgery and you sure as fuck hope the surgeon and the nurses didn’t cheat their way to their degrees

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before