I also judge the box

GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU GALLIFREYAN GUMSHOE, I GOT THINGS TO DO.

society needs to be working on a gender neutral word for aunt/uncle but instead people are busy coming up with terms like joyfriend

Honestly we like to pretend that the world used to be simpler and less violent but maybe we were just ignorant kids. Like do you know how difficult it was to learn geography when Carmen Sandiego ended with a disclaimer that "all geographic information was accurate at the time this program was recorded." They had to change the freaking theme song because it listed countries that no longer existed

i stopped you from leaving with the others because i need to have a quick chat with you. please stop telling people the character you're writing is going to be a hit because, and i quote, "he has big boobs. honkers never before found on a scale. sir badonkers d'breastenson". not only does it undermine your writing skills, your integrity as a narrative lead and a professional, but also scaring the others. but now that i have you here. how big are we talking

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

I love our boy George Gershwin (American by nationality, Russian and Jewish by ethnicity) and our boy Louis Armstrong (basic ik)

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

#oh SO true#discworld#you've nailed it op that's it exactly#she is a prophet of retribution set aglow from within by the fury of her righteousness#and he's in the dictionary next to the word 'scrungly'

this captures their kermit and miss piggy energy better than anything else i've ever seen

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane