SOMEONE GRAB THE CHILD AND GET IT OUT OF THERE.

primehood is so interesting as a rareship bc the whole point is that they are both in-universe and out-of-universe the black sheep of their respective families. literally the whole point of their dynamic is that nobody wants them. they have the most insane connection of "one of the most famous deaths in the comics history" and "the guy who brought him back". it's literally nerdy comic fan and his robin. it's red hood and the god who altered reality for him. jason is the only bat that would look at prime and what he'd done and go "okay, whatever" and not bat an eye on his 4th wall schenenigans. prime would rage at jason's bad run of comics after his resurrection. he pokes fun at jason and bruce fighting Again and jason tries punching him. jason talks about joker and his resurrection mission and prime shrugs and says "nah man i just thought it was wrong of you to die. i can help kill him if you want?" jason will never process that ever.

vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

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