Women’s Football

I hate when something I downloaded illegally doesn't run right like wtf this isn't what I didn't pay for

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

World Heritage Post

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Official ominous sign(s)

Give you up.

Let you down

Run around

Desert you

Make you cry

Say goodbye

Tell a lie

Hurt you

Stop

Stop? But we've known eachother for so long!

And I will walk 500 miles...

There are Experiences behind this sign

It's true. We'll all be confused until April 25th, when all we'll need is a light jacket.

No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

Holy shit

How could I NOT reblog this? It’s AMAZING!!!

getting screamed at diminishes my performance too, u ain’t special

Reblog if getting screamed at diminishes your performance

Genuinely one of the best most effective commercial I’ve seen in years i literally want to go there there’s nothing they have that’s any different from the gas station by is but the energy here is evocative and i want to gooooooo