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Question! Anyone on here with experience in IRL spaces? Thinking of visiting a local IRL space like a park or stor (storr?) and was wondering - is it safe to use my personal identity there or should I just go by my normal username (Goku_mpreg_67_FEETFAN)?
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
I feel like a lot of people with type 2 diabetes don’t know that extended release metformin exists and I mean I didn’t know it existed until like last month but as soon as I learned about it I asked to be switched to it instead of the kind you take after every meal and holy moly I feel so much better on this stuff
Regular metformin is a normal pill you take after meals that lowers your blood sugar quickly.
Extended release metformin is a giant horse sized pill you take once a day with dinner that lowers your blood sugar slowly.
I was getting a massive spike in anxiety after meals because my body didn’t like that my blood sugar went down all of a sudden and also the full dose still hurt my stomach real bad even after adjusting to it for several months.
The extended release stuff though? The only symptom I have is a weird taste in my mouth from the giant horse pill. I’m like a normal person without massive stomach issues.
Nobody understands. For the first time in months I don’t have diarrhea when I eat a low carb meal. I was just resigned to this being my life from now on tbh. I can eat eggs and a can of v8 for breakfast in peace now.
every time i post about polyamory and defending it someone adds that dumbass fucking article clip that's like "more and more i have to defend people i think are annoying against people i know are dangerous."
why are you calling me annoying on a post defending my right to simply exist?
why do you think poly people are like, an 'acceptable' class of ppl to just mock even on posts by a poly person talking about biases against poly people?? and so much of the mocking is coming from other queer ppl! jsyk the majority who thinks polyamory is a disgusting perversion think the same thing about your monogamous gay relationship!
i make a post like 'it's fucked up that people judge me and make entire presumptions about my personality and life and morality based on the relationships i'm in' and you're like 'true they shouldn't do that. however you are annoying. which i know based on the relationships you're in''
i'm annoying???? what is wrong with you? and nvm that so many 'jokes' about poly ppl are actually just making fun of fat and disabled people. i am so fed up. how are you going to reblog a post to 'support' poly people and insult poly people in the tags???
say something nice or shut up. no one asked you to reblog my post.
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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with
i don't really have the words for it but i'd come home from school and watch my mom sort our mail - junk, junk, junk, bills, junk. it used to pile up on our counter; day after day. i remember how much of it went right into the recycling bin.
email was huge when it really started being available to us all. i know that's wild to say to someone who was raised after AOL but "checking your email" used to be a big deal. i now have 2,521 unread messages; and that's after a deep clean last january. most of it is just spam. it just sits in my inbox, unanswered and unopened - draining whatever arbitrary amount of digital space i have in this world.
i don't check my voicemail, it's usually a scammer. i don't check my instagram notifications either - half of them are someone trying to sell me something from a pyramid scheme. the other half are bots. a girl recently held my phone for a fraction of a second and almost passed out - how do you have 356 unopened texts? i shrugged about it. how many of those were just the average i have a job opening for you scam-type shit.
discord now forces an ad when i open it. youtube forced me to uninstall my adblocker (yes i switched to firefox). i hate "smart" versions of things; but you can't always escape them. why is my own computer pushing me advertisements for things? why is my TV trying to get me to download a gambling game? why do i need to see an ad to fucking access my fridge?
i block, unsubscribe, avoid. i cannot tell you how many times i have entered [email protected] as my email so i can view one particular recipe on one particular blog. i cannot tell you how many times i reply "STOP", i refuse to give my number - i am a master at this infinite dodge. and still. still!
it's just... clutter. it isn't sitting in my brain, glistening. it's just noise.
for a long time i used to open and read a newsletter from a community center down the street - it used to have fun tips, announcements. cute things. recently they must have gotten a new copywriter. it's all just - while you're here, have you thought about purchasing?
yesterday i went out to collect the mail; most of which will end up in the recycling. a single piece blew out of my hands; i had to chase it down the street. i still have no idea what it was even for. it means genuinely nothing to me.
I remember when I had an email notification sound on my computer, and hearing it was a joy.
You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist
only valid tag on this so far
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Turns out if u just keep reblogging random crap long enough a whole bunch of rly hot and intimidating girls will start being ur mutuals.. 😵💫
idk i've been reblogging things for ages and it still feels like I'm reblogging into the void (i don't want to be tumblr famous or anything it's just that when i reblog something it's because it's good and i want people to see it (also being followed around by intimidating girls sounds nice))
Bit of advice to anyone who is new to kink or even just sex: assume "no", "stop", "too much", "wait" etc are safewords unless you specifically negotiate otherwise.
You can play with "no no it's too much stop" type stuff being banter or dirty talk or whatever, but you shouldn't assume they are. Yes even if you set a safeword and you or the other person isn't using it.
Also: getting quiet or not very responsive is a reason to check in. Someone not being able to give you a clear "yes I'm having fun let's keep going" or seeming a bit off is a reason to stop when you do check in, especially when they're a new partner.. You can't just assume things are fine bc they haven't said the safeword.
Safewords should be extra measures to ensure ongoing consent, not the only measure.
Certified Sex ED Post!
#there is this weird hyperfocus on A Safeword TM #and in addition to being nonsensical it's frankly a red or at minimum yellow flag #because it's often so obvious that the person like #knows that A Safeword Is Important but has put zero thought into WHY #like #if you haven't discussed consent play you don't actually need???? a safeword???? #because unless you have been given permission to ignore 'no' your ass had better not be ignoring 'no' #there are people doing a million kinks completely 100% SSC at the highest standard who don't have a safeword and never will #because they don't do consent play so they don't need? one? #what actually MATTERS is #do you have a reliable way to INDICATE OR REVOKE CONSENT throughout the session #unless you don't want no to mean no you literally do not have to find a separate word to replace it #T H I N K (via @mylordshesacactus)
dialectics
Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.
This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary
you’re such a jolly little elf… you want to make toys for santa so that all of the children can have a merry christmas… wrap those presents for santa like the holly jolly little elf you are #forcejolly #forceelf
You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist
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you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past
"over a million users discuss suicide with chatgpt every week, what the fuck are we doing here?"
what we're doing here is *checks notes* having people forcefully committed to mental institutions where their freedom is heavily restricted if they talk about suicide with a real person, whether it's a therapist, friends & family, or most suicide hotlines. gee, i wonder why suicidal people are so desperate to talk about it with something that's incapable of calling cops to snatch them out of their home?
chatgpt sucks horribly in too many ways to count, but this is a problem that falls squarely on how deplorably society treats suicidal people, starving them of all options other than "tell someone and risk being committed to a mental institution that makes everything worse" or "keep quiet about it". over a million users discussing suicide with chatgpt a week isn't something that will change unless involuntary commitment is off the table.
