Boldly Going Nowhere

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

the queer subtext that jumps out and slaps you in the face like a looney tunes boxing glove on a spring emerging from a box in chapter 18 of witch hat atelier... oh my GOD first you have agott perched in the top of a tree, watching the courtship rituals of fantasy wolf mating season where they shed their scales. she's waxing dramatic baby gay about how 'if they didn't feel the need to form pairs, they could keep their armor on all the time' and then, for some inscrutable reason, thinks about coco and how maybe she'll be acceptable to marry one day even in the eyes of her mother one of them after all, maybe it's okay to let her in a little bit actually

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

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I am writing a short horror story about the holy communion, transubstantiation and the second coming of Christ