Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet
Happy Pride to the Woke Mob
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Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet
Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

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Did they let the fucking guy out
the queer subtext that jumps out and slaps you in the face like a looney tunes boxing glove on a spring emerging from a box in chapter 18 of witch hat atelier... oh my GOD first you have agott perched in the top of a tree, watching the courtship rituals of fantasy wolf mating season where they shed their scales. she's waxing dramatic baby gay about how 'if they didn't feel the need to form pairs, they could keep their armor on all the time' and then, for some inscrutable reason, thinks about coco and how maybe she'll be acceptable to marry one day even in the eyes of her mother one of them after all, maybe it's okay to let her in a little bit actually
and then we get olruggio presenting qifrey with an invention he made literally to warm qifrey's bed hfjkshdfsa. implications 'well you clearly either don't want me to or won't let me do it, but I still don't want you to be cold'. I love you to the point of invention style. are you kidding me I'm cackling here
Honestly its not subtext at all. Its just not able to be shown explicitly for [redacted reasons]. Can you imagine how insufferable they will/would be once they can show it?

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I see your βRocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans canβt hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words meanβ and raise you βRocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that βbad bad badβ isnβt actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.β
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rockyβs been saying is βshit shit shitβ.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed toβ
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
New bumper sticker πΊ
Canβt wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why π itβs about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending
Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor
me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-
my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.
me:
my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it
Your mother is the only one who understands me

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyβre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, Iβm going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes
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Slenderman is a tall good boy and thereβs nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers
What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you
I live in New York City
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iβm not missing it this year.
DO! NOT!! DEVELOP!!! A!!!! CRUSH!!!!! ON!!!!!! THAT!!!!!!! OLD!!!!!!!! WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
I raid btw I have a crush on that old woman

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I am writing a short horror story about the holy communion, transubstantiation and the second coming of Christ
I am not catholic
I am looking for a catholic to read my story and let me know how I can make it more accurate
Still look for a catholic or just anyone who wants to read a body horror about communion