Kanae

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Lads

Dads

Days

Gays

Rays

Raps

Yaps

saps

maps

mass

moss

Boss

toss

loss

lost

list

fist

fast

vast

mast

mist

Most

Host

Hose

Hope

Nope

Nose

Pose

Post

Port

Sort

Sore

Core

Cone

cove

cave

Rave

Rate

Rats

Bats

Bets

Bees

been

Meen!

mean

lean

jean

bean

beam 

Team

Teal

Tell

Sell

Seal

Seat

Meat

Beat

Best

Test

Zest

Nest

Neat

Beat

Bent

rent

Sent

Send

Mend!

Fend

Find

mind

mint

tint

tilt

wilt

Will

Well

Welt

Melt

Meld

Mold

Hold

Cold

Colt

Bolt

belt

felt

fell

bell

ball

Wall

well

Cell

hell

help

kelp

Keep

Not only am I agnostic about a god, I am agnostic about most supernatural phenomenon. Do ghosts exist? I dunno, definitely had more personal experiences with them than I have had with god. Does magic exist? Maybe, in a way, I don’t know. Getting rid of absolutes and debbie downer behavior has improved my life immensely.

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

Fully aware that anyone in my life could look at this profile and know it was me cause this shit is dripping with my personality but banking on none of them having tumblr in order to maintain my anonymity

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

as you get older, you start realizing that you are not always right and there’s a lot of things you could have handled better and many situations where you could have been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

Just started reading Heated Rivalry and I love how Shane is going about trying to convince himself he isn’t into Ilya. He’ll be like, oh my god! He’s so tall! He’s like, the tallest person in the room probably!! Which I totally only noticed because I just happen to be very short. Completely normal observation. Just realizing a difference between us. Or, he’s so masculine! He’s such a manly man! I bet he has chest hair and chiseled abs! And I’m only stating this as a comparison to myself because I have a baby face and no facial hair. Haha. Just pointing out our differences. That’s all. Nothing else…

I feel it necessary to add that only one page later he loses all resolve and is like, I need to touch him! I need him to touch me! WHAT IF I LEANED OVER AND KISSED HIM RIGHT NOW?!?!? It took so little to break him.