its half my fault but i just like to play the victim

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

h*ated r*valry not only did irreparable damage to fandom containment but also introduced a bunch of people to sports rpf who do not get the premise of either sports or rpf

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

sorry i am in fact a fan of when nhl guys sit down with shorts (that are already probably kindof short) and their massive thighs make them ride up and then they also manspread like crazy so now the shorts seem like micro shorts and thus in their effort to show masculinity they end up whoring themselves out